i wanna be a nomad...: I'm Going to the Oprah Winfrey Show!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40759

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Dangit! Why was I not informed of this? I have several good, single guy friends with skills who could have been given away. GOSH!

By The Doctor, at 6:34 AM
Well, I don't know if they have numchucks skillz, but they do have sweet bikes. Maybe they could build a nice cake, or someting.

By The Doctor, at 7:21 AM
e: check out other articles on theonion.com and let me know what happens. :)

By Nomad, at 8:16 AM
:) i love silliness. it's truly the thing in life.

By Nomad, at 8:37 AM
our spoofy comments are getting confusing! :).

By Nomad, at 8:59 AM
you know, e, we can get this to over 30 just between the two of us! we're already half-way there. what would YOUR gift-wrapped guy have said to you had you been lucky enuf to be an audience member at that show?

By Nomad, at 9:43 AM
I think I know someone who can arrange that... he's got skillz.

By The Doctor, at 1:56 PM
dennis: (to friend)-but wait. there's more- she's spasmodically repetitious
friend: what's that?
dennis: it just means that she can speak her mind
friend: sounds good. what does she look like?
dennis: she has either red hair or red hair. Maybe it is off-red.
friend: hmm, sounds interesting...
maybe she could invite me over for dinner.

By The Doctor, at 2:16 PM
that's cool, because I wasn't really saying that I could set you up, but that I have a friend who could, vis a vis this person (my friend) knows you already and could perhaps do this in my place.

By The Doctor, at 2:37 PM
In place of me doing it, not necessarily in my place (that location in which I live), as that is kind of unclear (where I live, I mean).

By The Doctor, at 2:38 PM
hehehehehehe...

By The Doctor, at 2:50 PM
well, I am not aware of your past history of bombing, so perhaps I'll keep my potential assistance out of the "blast zone."
Would you prefer tickets to Oprah?

By The Doctor, at 2:52 PM
I'm not bored. I just don't have anything else that I have to do right now.

By The Doctor, at 2:59 PM
did you "re-invite" him?
He is really good about matters of decorum and societal etiquette. Whereas I am not a good speller...

By The Doctor, at 3:11 PM
and of course I'm coming- I just need to know when that will be. My laptop is already warm...

By The Doctor, at 3:12 PM
well, after all, there was that huge buildup on your blog; he has to be feeling a little pressure, don't you think? And what normal humble guy out there really wants that much attention?

By The Doctor, at 3:19 PM
well, you don't have to call me dr. It's so, well, formal. even if dennis is my first name.
but certainly- it will be december- you'll still be there, right?

By The Doctor, at 3:21 PM
hey, dennis, do you know what punctilious means? it's different from punctual. mikehon is very punctilious, or so it would seem.

By ELS Houston, at 4:02 PM
very interesting word- punctilious is a new word for me- can one be punctilious in certain areas while being less-refined in others? Such as being punctilious in matters of business protocol while being a bit foot-loose and carefree when away from the job?

By The Doctor, at 7:14 AM
yes, e. it's always not-bye. :) thank you for reviving that beautiful word.

By Nomad, at 8:30 AM

i wanna be a nomad...

Sunday, September 25, 2005

I'm Going to the Oprah Winfrey Show!

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